Walden: You will be surprised what happens to a guy when money is tight.
Alan: Please, I have been so desperate, I have climbed into fountains at night and stolen the wishes of little children.
Walden: So you get it.


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Characters:
Alan Harper, Walden Schmidt
Episode:
Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12: "Welcome to Alancrest"
Show:
Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 Quotes

Walden: You will be surprised what happens to a guy when money is tight.
Alan: Please, I have been so desperate, I have climbed into fountains at night and stolen the wishes of little children.
Walden: So you get it.

You are supposed to act like a rich guy, not a gay Bruce Wayne.

Walden