Lawyer: Your honor, I'd like to show the court just how much shrimp Mr. Simpson ate. Bring it in boys!
Aide: Eighteen thousand letters, all addressed to Santa Claus.
Lawyer: You want the People of Springfield versus Kris Kringle. That's next door.


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The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 8: "New Kid on the Block"
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Homer: Zoo Keeper! Zoo Keeper! Those two monkeys are killing each other!
Zoo Keeper: (whispering) There're having sex.

Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my case against "The Never-Ending Story"!

Lionel Hutz