Doug: I'm not Doug.
Marlena: I think you're confused. I'm Marlena Evans. You're Doug Williams.
Doug: I'm not confused. I know exactly who you are. [creepy voice] It's been 25 years, but did you really think I wasn't going to come back for you?
I've only read two e-mails from the woman and already I want to do a lot more than threaten her. My favorite type, a vindictive woman who can't spell.Hope