Homer: You're Darryl Strawberry?
Darryl: Yes.
Homer: You play right field?
Darryl: Yes.
Homer: I play right field too, so, are you better than me?
Darryl: Well, I've never met you, butyes.


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Character:
Homer Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 17: "Homer at the Bat"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 17 Quotes

(to Homer) Yeah, and I got my enchanted jock strap!

Carl

Lenny: Hit one here Charlie!
(Charlie swings his bat, it slips out his hands and goes flying into one of Lenny's shins)
Lenny: (in pain) Aah! Aaah!