Mark: You've got hazardous chemicals over here.
Ron: Yeah, which only I am breathing. It's the same liberty that gives me the right to fart in my own car. Are you going to tell a man that he can't fart in his own car?


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Ron Swanson, Mark Brendanawicz
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Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 18: "The Possum"
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Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 18 Quotes

Coffee is my favorite non-alcoholic hot drink, except for hot tea. And hot orange juice. Weirdly delicious.

Andy

It's a robot bear! It's programmed to snuggle.

Tom