Walden: You've mistaken tooth paste for lubricant?
Alan: Just once and it stung like hell, but my penis was minty fresh.
Walden: How did you know it was minty fresh?
Alan: Years of yoga and loneliness.


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Alan Harper, Walden Schmidt
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Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12: "Slowly and in a Circular Fashion"
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Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 Quotes

Walden: You've mistaken tooth paste for lubricant?
Alan: Just once and it stung like hell, but my penis was minty fresh.
Walden: How did you know it was minty fresh?
Alan: Years of yoga and loneliness.

Alan: Can I tell women it's mine?
Walden: Why would you stop now?