A baby-obsessed Liz meets Stuart (Peter Dinklage) in a way that only Liz could - by mistaking him for a kid and tousling his hair.
Fortunately, Stuart - U.N. High Commission for Water Temperature and Food Taint - likes "aggressive women with a nerdy vibe."
Liz's premonition that she'll screw things up by letting slip with the real reason she approached Stuart comes to pass when she tries to pick him up so he won't touch the fire from a street vendor's cart.
After explaining her baby obsession, Liz somehow gets Stuart to agree to meet her on the Brooklyn Bridge.
She's there, he's there, we're headed to a happy ending - until she approaches a 10-year-old instead.
Meanwhile, Jack makes a love connection of his own with his mother's new nurse (Salma Hayek). Jack doesn't appear to see much in her at first - until he discovers a lump on his ... you know, and she examines him.
He then decides he wants to spend the rest of his life with her.