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The police show up to question Zoe and Madison about the bus crash at the frat party and Zoe's visit to the hospital. Zoe ends up spilling everything, including how they are all witches. Fiona spits in water and makes the police officers drink it to forget about what Zoe said. Fiona flung the girls into the wall and scolded them.


Madison decides to pay Zoe back for killing her rapist and takes her to the morgue to resurrect Kyle. When the boys are found in pieces, Madison takes the "best" parts and sews them together. At first the spell doesn't work, but when Zoe kisses Kyle he awakens. She escapes with him after Kyle attacked the morgue worker. On the drive, Misty Day appears in the back seat and offers to help. She says that the Louisiana swamp can help Kyle heal. Zoe leaves him with Misty.


Fiona is keeping Madame LaLaurie in her room and she stinks. The Supreme wants to know how she has stayed alive for so many years. Fiona takes a trip to a 9th ward hair salon to meet with Marie Laveau (who also hasn't aged). The two factions don't get along and Fiona doesn't get any answers about how to stay young. She leaves the salon, but promises they will meet again. She also didn't reveal to Marie that she has Madame LaLaurie.


Cordelia and her husband have been trying to get pregnant without success. He wants her to use magic, but she believes it's too risky. She gives in when the doctor's last suggestion is IVF. They have crazy sex in a Wiccan circle with eggs that cracked with snakes during sex. Though, when they finished the eggs looked undisturbed.


Marie Laveau went home after her encounter with Fiona and released her Minotaur boyfriend. Meanwhile, Fiona found Madame LaLaurie outside her former home which is now a historical location. They bonded and returned to the school.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 2 Quotes

You're missing the point. The point is in this whole wide wicked world the only thing you have to be afraid of is me.


Everybody here is a witch. I'm so sorry. Please don't send us to jail.