"Blood Test"

When a call girl comes from Archer's past claiming he's the father of her child, a blood test ensues.

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"A Going Concern"

When Malory is hit hard by a Ponzi scheme, she plans on selling ISIS to Len Trexler of ODIN.

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"Swiss Miss"

Archer is assigned to protect a sixteen year old heiress in Switzerland.

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"Dial M for Mother"

The identity of Archer's father is called into question on the season finale of Archer.

"Job Offer"

Archer takes a high paying job from competitor ODIN, while Malory tries to get him back to ISIS.

"The Rock"

When ISIS loses another contract to ODIN, Malory tasks Lana and Archer with stealing a diamond from one of their clients.

"Skytanic"

Archer and the ISIS crew must protect the maiden voyage of the luxury airship, Excelsior, from a bomb threat.

"Skorpio"

Archer must rescue Lana from a hairy arms dealer, Skorpio, causing Cyril to become jealous back at base.

"Honeypot"

When Malory is being blackmailed by a homosexual Cuban agent, she sends Stirling down to Miami to seduce him.

"Killing Utne"

Malory hosts a dinner party to try and win a contract from UN chairman, Torvald Utne (Jeffrey Tambor).

Archer Quotes

KGB (Crenshaw): This may be old cliche, but... we have ways of making you talk.
Archer: What, your little go-kart battery?
KGB (Crenshaw): Golf cart.
Archer: Whatever. Would you pick an accent and stick with it?

It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.

Archer