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Archer Review: Drunk on Nuptial Bliss

Archer Review: Drunk on Nuptial Bliss

On Archer this week, Lana and Sterling head to the Tuntmore Towers to try and stop North Koreans from buying enriched uranium. Will their bickering get in the way?
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Archer Review: Ron Cadillac Makes the Rules!

Archer Review: Ron Cadillac Makes the Rules!

Archer and his step father, Ron Cadillac, go for a road trip from Montreal to NYC and run into some adventure and bonding along the way. But did "Midnight Ron" make for a good episode?
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Archer Review: Shazam!

Archer Review: Shazam!

Where is Archer? In the Season 4 premiere, he's either on the lamb, has amnesia or...both! Check out the review for the crafty way the episode was introduced.
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Archer Quotes

Cyril: Why are you so scared of crocodiles?
Archer: Gee, I don't know, Cyril. Maybe deep down I'm afraid of any apex predator that lived through the K-T extinction. Physically unchanged for a hundred million years, because it's the perfect killing machine. A half ton of cold-blooded fury, the bite force of 20,000 Newtons, and stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hoofs.

Cheryl: What the stupid shit are you doing??
Cyril: You said you wanted watermelon.
Cheryl: Watermelon's red?
Cyril: Yes. How do you not know that?
Cheryl: Who am I? Charles Frederick Andress?