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Archer Review: "The Limited"

Archer Review: "The Limited"

Archer and the rest of the ISIS gang board a train to help transport a Canadian terrorist on "The Limited" this week.
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Archer Review: "El Contador"

Archer Review: "El Contador"

Archer and Lana head to the jungle to capture a wanted drug dealer, and we tagged along to point out every joke along the way.
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Archer Quotes

Cyril: Why are you so scared of crocodiles?
Archer: Gee, I don't know, Cyril. Maybe deep down I'm afraid of any apex predator that lived through the K-T extinction. Physically unchanged for a hundred million years, because it's the perfect killing machine. A half ton of cold-blooded fury, the bite force of 20,000 Newtons, and stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hoofs.

Cyril: Archer, do something!
Archer: Who am I, Alan Turing? He was also in X-Men, remember?