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Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 3 Episode 10 Review: Yippie Kayak

Brooklyn Nine-Nine Review: Yippie Kayak

It's a dream come true for Jake on Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 3 Episode 10 when he, Boyle, and Gina find themselves in a real life Die Hard situation. Who was the hero?
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Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 3 Episode 8 Review: Ava

Brooklyn Nine-Nine Review: Ava

Can Jake help take care of Terry's pregnant wife when everything seems to go wrong? Find out in our review of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 3 Episode 8.
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Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes

Amy: Rule number one, let's not tell anyone so we can figure out what this is first.
Jake: Smart. Rule number two, let's not put labels on it. We're not boyfriend and girlfriend, we're just...murmzeep and jinglebin.
Amy: Great. Rule number three, let's not have sex right away.
Jake: (pause) Cool. Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool, no doubt no doubt no doubt no doubt. Good rule, no sex, good rule.

Holt: Do you see me as a father figure?
Jake: No! If anything I see you as a "bother" figure cause you're always bothering me.