It’s Father’s Day on Chrisley Knows Best Season 2 Episode 3.

Subsequently, the Chrisley children attempt to plan a perfect day for dear old dad. And it goes perfectly well, of course. JUST KIDDING!

They not-so-bright idea of going to an amusement park quickly backfired after Todd’s competitive side turned their scheduled day of fun into an all-out competition.

That's just how Todd Chrisley rolls, people. It explains how he's made so much money in his lifetime.