Watch Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2
"Ted and Mary"
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Larry goes shopping with Mary Steenburgen and her mother, but things take a bad turn when he drinks from Mary's mother's glass of water and gags when he realizes what he did.

Watch Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1
"The Pants Tent"
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Larry goes to the movies with one of Cheryl's friends and his pants have a bulge in them, looking like an erection.

Curb Your Enthusiasm Quotes

Larry [on Jerry Seinfeld]: He's a eunuch. Yes, his testicles were cut of when he was about 13 because he was in the Beth Shalom choir. And that's what he wanted to be, he was a choirboy.
Phyliss: Julia, is that true? Does he really have no testicles?
Julia: You know, I've got to tell you, I don't have any fuckin' idea

Larry: Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?