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After holding Susan hostage and unsuccessfully trying to kill Mike, Zach runs away.  Mike confesses Zach is his biological son, causing Susan to break up with him.  After Rex's death, Bree has to deal with her mother-in-law.  In jail, Carlos refuses to forgive Gaby for cheating.   Lynette gets a job at an advertising agency.  Betty Applewhite and her son keep a prisoner in their basement.

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Desperate Housewives
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1

Desperate Housewives Season 2 Episode 1 Quotes

So you're just not gonna talk to me, is that it? Fine. I don't need to talk. Okay. Yes, I had a little affair. It wasn't the best thing to do, and I'm not proud of it. But it's not the worst thing that could have happened. Nobody died. Oh, don't be such a martyr, Carlos. Okay, it takes two people. How many times did you go off on your little business trips and leave me alone? See, so technically, you cheated, too. It's just your mistress was your work.

Gabrielle

Bree: Give me your tie.
Tom: What?
Bree: Give me your tie!
Lynette: Give it to her! Give it to her!