Susan learns her agent and friend, Lonny, has been embezzling her money; Lynette takes her boss Nina out drinking; Carlos agrees to hire Bradley as his lawyer after he threatens to steal Gaby otherwise; Bree learns Rex died believing she poisoned him; Chicago police arrest a man in the Melanie Foster case, prompting Betty to write an anonymous letter they arrested the wrong man, prompting Matthew to think she's going to turn Caleb in.

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Desperate Housewives Season 2 Episode 5 Quotes

Susan: What would you do if this happened to you?
Julie: See, this would never happen to me. This kind of thing only happens to you.

Bree: Well, I have some good news. The police have finally released Rex's body.
Gabrielle: About time.
Susan: You must be so relieved.
Bree: You know, mostly I'm just annoyed that the whole thing happened in the first place. I mean, how in the world could anybody accuse me of murder?
Edie: Well, you are wound pretty tight. (everyone looks at her) What? The supermom is always first to snap. They've done studies.