Desperate Housewives Season 3

"Getting Married Today"

Gabrielle learns a shocking secret about Victor at their wedding; Bree returns with Orson; Lynette's estranged mother returns.

"What Would We Do Without You?"

A CAT scan shows Lynette might have lymphoma; Mike proposes to Susan; Edie tells Carlos they'll have a baby;

"Into the Woods"

Susan heads into the woods to find Mike and he has to rescue her; Lynette fires Rick after he confesses his love to her.

Gabrielle is upset over Carlos and Edie's relationship; Tom worries when Lynette stays long hours with Rick at the pizzeria.

"God, That's Good"

Susan calls off the wedding when she hears about the poker bet; Lynette takes Rich's advice instead of Tom's at the pizzeria.

Tom is annoyed at Lynette for hiring a former drug addict to run the restaurant; Edie and Carlos take the next step; Victor confesses his love to Gabrielle.

Susan argues with her potential in-laws; Lynette finds an unconscious Tom on the floor and it turns out he can't work for three months.

"My Husband, the Pig"

The late Rex Van de Kamp narrates from a male perspective. Bree and Orson leave for their honeymoon just as Danielle tells them she's pregnant.

"The Little Things You Do Together"

The mystery of Monique's murder is solved; Bree and Susan settle their issues; Tom blames Lynette when they're missing chairs.

"I Remember That"

Ian proposes to Susan at Jane's funeral; Tom and Lynette continue to fight at the pizzeria; Orson tells the truth about Monique's death.

"Come Play Wiz Me"

Ian sends Susan to the hospital to be with a dying Jane; Lynette quits her job to work on the pizzeria; Alma rapes Orson.

"Not While I'm Around"

Tom and Lynee fight over decisions at the pizzeria; Alma moves into the Applewhites' old place; Bree finds a bag of teeth in Alma's closet.

"No Fits, No Fights, No Feuds"

Susan visits Mike in prison one last time to tell her Ian won't let her visit anymore; Lynette tries to accept Kayla into the family.

"The Miracle Song"

When Mike goes to jail for Monique's murder, Edie dumps him; After taking back Orson, Bree kicks out Gloria.

"Beautiful Girls"

Gabrielle begins coaching young beauty pageant contestants; Susan begins to move things into Ian's.

"Children and Art"

Detective Ridley searches Mike's home when he's discharged; Lynette suspects Ari is a pedophile; Orson's mother, Gloria, moves in.

Carolyn holds up a supermarket while Lynette, Edie, Nora, Austin and Julie get trapped inside. Gabrielle and Carlos' war reaches a climax.

"Sweetheart, I Have to Confess"

Susan stays with Ian while Mike is with Edie; Lynette is upset at Tom for kissing Nora; Bree learns about Orson's past.

"Nice She Ain't"

Susan kidnaps Mike when Edie continues to lie to him about their fictitious relationship; Danielle attempts suicide.

"Like It Was"

Edie tries to steal Mike when he wakes up from his coma with amnesia; Bree discovers Danielle is sleeping with her history teacher and Andrew is a prostitute.

"A Weekend in the Country"

Gabrielle meets with John at a resort and learns he's now engaged; Bree see Andrew on television and cancels her honeymoon to go see him.

"It Takes Two"

Despite the advice of her friends, Bree marries Orson; Gaby and Carlos discover Xiao-Mei gives birth to someone else's baby.

"Listen to the Rain on the Roof"

Six months after season two, season three opens with Mike still in a coma after Orson ran him over. Meanwhile, another man, Mike, asks Susan out.

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Desperate Housewives Season 3 Quotes

(talking on the phone) Hey Gaby, It's Lynette. Got a little emergency here. Is it okay if we use your back yard? (pauses) Great, great. And we take complete responsibility for whatever the pony does. Hope you get this message soon.


Bree: Excuse me. Did you lose something?
Orson: No. I just thought... for you.
Bree: Oh, um. I don't do that.
Orson: Why not?
Bree: I'm a republican.
Orson: I'm a libertarian. I believe in minimizing the role of the state and maximizing individual rights.
Bree: But Orson?!
Orson: Trust me. I know what I'm doing.