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Despite the advice of her friends, Bree marries Orson; Gaby and Carlos discover Xiao-Mei gives birth to someone else's baby; After catching her nephew, Austin, break into her house, Edie let's him move in; Tom and Lynette try to find Nora a boyfriend to get her out of the house; Ian's in-laws show up to his date with Susan.

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Desperate Housewives
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2

Desperate Housewives Season 3 Episode 2 Quotes

Have you met the perfect couple? The two soulmates, whose love never dies? The two lovers, whose relationship is never threatened? The husband and wife, who trust each other completely? If you haven't met the perfect couple, let me introduce you. They stand atop a layer of butter-cream frosting. The secret of their success? Well, for starters, they don't have to look at each other.

Mary Alice

(Edie is about to give Austin a can of beer)
Edie: Oh, wait. You're 18, right?
Austin: Well, that's what my ID says.
Edie: Yeah. Mine too.