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Susan receives a shocking surprise when she discovers that Julie is pregnant. Meanwhile, Bree’s alcohol consumption and lust for men continues to ruin her life. Orson shows up in the nick of time to rescue Bree.

Lynette’s first sexual encounter since separating from Tom doesn’t end perfectly well. Moreover, Gaby’s plan to sooth Juanita when she doesn’t receive a Valentine ’s Day card from a boy she has a crush on backfires.

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Desperate Housewives Season 8 Episode 13 Quotes

The last guy who saw me naked told me not to wait too long around pap smears.


What is that... 5 guys in a week? Is she starting a basketball team?