Mike Saves Susan
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"Liaisons"
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Tom is annoyed at Lynette for hiring a former drug addict to run the restaurant; Edie and Carlos take the next step; Victor confesses his love to Gabrielle.

Carlos and Edie Picture
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"Dress Big"
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Susan argues with her potential in-laws; Lynette finds an unconscious Tom on the floor and it turns out he can't work for three months.

Carlos and Travers
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"My Husband, the Pig"
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The late Rex Van de Kamp narrates from a male perspective. Bree and Orson leave for their honeymoon just as Danielle tells them she's pregnant.

Grand Opening
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"The Little Things You Do Together"
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The mystery of Monique's murder is solved; Bree and Susan settle their issues; Tom blames Lynette when they're missing chairs.

Gaby and Boyfriend
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"I Remember That"
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Ian proposes to Susan at Jane's funeral; Tom and Lynette continue to fight at the pizzeria; Orson tells the truth about Monique's death.

Alma Rapes Orson
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"Come Play Wiz Me"
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Ian sends Susan to the hospital to be with a dying Jane; Lynette quits her job to work on the pizzeria; Alma rapes Orson.

Alma, Desperate Housewives
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"Not While I'm Around"
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Tom and Lynee fight over decisions at the pizzeria; Alma moves into the Applewhites' old place; Bree finds a bag of teeth in Alma's closet.

Bree's Dinner Party
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"No Fits, No Fights, No Feuds"
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Susan visits Mike in prison one last time to tell her Ian won't let her visit anymore; Lynette tries to accept Kayla into the family.

Creepy Santa Claus
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"The Miracle Song"
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When Mike goes to jail for Monique's murder, Edie dumps him; After taking back Orson, Bree kicks out Gloria.

Gabrielle Coaching
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"Beautiful Girls"
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Gabrielle begins coaching young beauty pageant contestants; Susan begins to move things into Ian's.

Desperate Housewives Quotes

I love you once. I love you twice. I love you more than beans and rice.

Mike

(voiceover) It's not always that easy to distinguish between the good guys and the bad guys. Sinners can surprise you (shot of Gabrielle watching Carlos praying before he goes to sleep.) And the same is true for saints (shot of Sister Mary praying at church before snuffing out a candle.) Why do we try to define people as simply good or simply evil? (Shot of Nina crying as she packs up her desk) Because no one wants to admit that compassion and cruelty can exist side-by-side in one heart. (Shot of Susan's father recovering in the hospital.) And that anyone is capable of anything. (Shot of Bree cleaning up George's hotel room as he lays dying.)

Mary Alice