Watch Desperate Housewives Season 1 Episode 5
"Come In, Stranger"
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A break-in on Wisteria Lane makes a vulnerable Susan accept a date with a policeman when Mike seems indifferent. Rex takes the kids for the weekend, leaving a lonely Bree behind.

Watch Desperate Housewives Season 1 Episode 4
"Who's That Woman?"
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Cash-strapped Mrs. Huber blackmails Susan about being involved with Edie's housefire. Carlos becomes suspicious that Gabrielle is having an affair and accuses the wrong man.

Watch Desperate Housewives Season 1 Episode 3
"Pretty Little Picture"
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The ladies host the big dinner party that the late Mary Alice Young had planned; Gabrielle finds herself being blackmailed by a nine-year-old who catches her with ther gardener

Watch Desperate Housewives Season 1 Episode 2
"Ah, But Underneath"
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Edie crashes Mike's dinner date with Susan; Gabrielle realizes her gardener is taking their fling too seriously; Bree forces Rex to go to therapy; Lynette resorts to drastic measures to keep her kids in line.

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"Pilot"
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Mary Alice Young commits suicide one day in her house. She narrates the story of her family, friends and neighbors from her point of view.

Desperate Housewives Quotes

I love you once. I love you twice. I love you more than beans and rice.

Mike

(voiceover) It's not always that easy to distinguish between the good guys and the bad guys. Sinners can surprise you (shot of Gabrielle watching Carlos praying before he goes to sleep.) And the same is true for saints (shot of Sister Mary praying at church before snuffing out a candle.) Why do we try to define people as simply good or simply evil? (Shot of Nina crying as she packs up her desk) Because no one wants to admit that compassion and cruelty can exist side-by-side in one heart. (Shot of Susan's father recovering in the hospital.) And that anyone is capable of anything. (Shot of Bree cleaning up George's hotel room as he lays dying.)

Mary Alice