Episodes Quotes

Ava: He fine. Can I have your fake brother’s real number? I’d like to climb that family tree.

Tim: Oh no!!

Helen: If it walks like a ducks, and quacks like a duck, it’s fucking my ex-girlfriend — like a duck.

Carol: That’s insane!

Matt: You think having only one ball would make it look bigger, but I guess not.

Carol: The car is so far away.

Carol: It might be good for me and Helen not to be together all the time. Beverly: Oh no, it’s a brilliant plan! Carol: Yeah! Beverly:…

Matt: You know what else is ironic? Sean: Um — that’s not exactly what irony is.

Matt: Can they get out? Director: The bugs, or the people? Matt: Either? Director: No.

Beverly: Life were a lot simpler before you became a lesbian. Carol: Lesbian? I’m not a lesbian! Beverly: What would you call it? Carol:…