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While taping Stewie's school play of a Terri Schiavo musical, Peter switches to following Richard Dreyfus, who's there watching his nephew.  Peter soon begins a short-lived career as a paparazzo until he glasses get broken.  That's when Peter's boss at the brewery, Angela (Carrie Fischer) takes an interest in Peter.  She begins sexually harassing him and threatens to sue if he doesn't have sex with her.  Peter attempts to with Quagmire's penis (by putting Quagmire in his clothes), but Glen backs out when he sees how unattractive Angela is.  Eventually Peter dresses up with a fake mustache and goes to sleep with Angela, only this time he uses Mort.  Job saved.

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Family Guy Season 8 Episode 14 Quotes

Peter: Richard. Hey Richard. Can I get your uatograph?
Richard Dreyfus: Fine. You have a pen and paper?
Peter: What do I look like a Staples? I don't carry that stuff around.
Richard Dreyfus: Look I'm sorry I can't help you.
Peter: What you're too big and famous to go to the corner drug store and pick up a pen and paper and possibly some other groceries I need and come back and sign several things for me? You're a jerk.

Brian: Don't you think it's too soon for a play about Terri Schiavo?
Chris: Or too late?