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Stewie Gets Steamed
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"Chap Stewie"
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Stewie decides to use his time machine to prevent his own birth on the season finale of Family Guy.

Wife Fight
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"He's Bla-ack!"
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Cleveland returns to Quahog, but it's not a happy homecoming on Family Guy.

Brian and the Skunk
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"Meg Stinks!"
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Meg and Peter bond on a trip to visit colleges on Family Guy. Seriously!

Chris and Pam
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"Baby Got Black"
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Chris and Pam begin dating, but run into opposition from their families, on Family Guy.

A Responsible Man
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"The Most Interesting Man in the World"
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Peter tries to become more intelligent on Family Guy.

Ahhh! Stewie!
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"Herpe the Love Sore"
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Brian gives Stewie herpes and Peter fights for his bar booth on Family Guy.

Battling Bullies
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"Secondhand Spoke"
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An advertising exec wants Peter to help with an anti-smoking campaign after he begins smoking once again on Family Guy.

Keep It In the Family
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"Fresh Heir"
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When Chris turns down an inheritance, Peter scrambles to make sure the money stays in the family on Family Guy.

Searching for God
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"3 Acts of God"
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In the hopes of improving football games, Peter and the guys go on the hunt for God on Family Guy.

Peter and an Old Lady
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"Mom's the Word"
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Well, this is awkward. A friend of Peter's late mother tries to kiss him on this Family Guy episode.

The Neglected Son
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"Brian's a Bad Father"
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Brian's neglected TV teen star son Dylan comes for a visit on Family Guy. It leads to Brian getting a job on his show.

The Quahog Spin
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"Grimm Job"
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All of your favorite fairy tales get a Quahog spin on the latest Family Guy.

Bedroom Issues
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"Peter Problems"
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When Peter has issues in the bedroom, he goes to Joe and Quagmire for help on Family Guy.

Stewie's Confession
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"Christmas Guy"
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Stewie figures out the meaning of confession while Peter tries to inspire the holiday spirit in his Scrooge-like father-in-law on Family Guy.

The Musical Duo
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"Into Harmony's Way"
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Peter and Quagmire become a musical duo but will it all fall apart when the fame goes to Peter's head on Family Guy.

Back to Jamestown
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"Life of Brian"
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After one too many close calls, Brian decides his time machine has to go on Family Guy.

Off to Italy
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"Boopa-dee Bappa-dee"
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The Griffins head to Italy but will they ever get in the country when Peter loses their passports on Family Guy?

Peter in the Nude
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"A Fistful of Meg"
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Meg accidentally spills her lunch on "Mental Mike" and is challenged with a showdown on Family Guy.

Family Guy Season 12 Quotes

Chris: Why are your nipples poking into me?!
Meg: Sorry! That happens when I'm cold.
Chris: But why are there THREE of them?!
Meg: They're aren't! Two of them are moles.
Chris: Those numbers still don't add up!

I want you on my team for everything... except for sports.

Peter [to Lois]