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Pirate Peter
Watch Family Guy Season 6 Episode 12
"Long John Peter"
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Peter steals a parrot from the vet and becomes convinced he's a pirate. Meanwhile, Chris falls in love with the vet's intern, Anna.

Brian's Illegitimate Child
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"The Former Life of Brian"
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Brian discover he has an illegitimate child, Dylan, who is dropped off for him to raise. Brian puts Dylan's life on track, who in turn, tries to fix his mother's life.

Brian and Lois Ride Bikes
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"Play It Again, Brian"
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Feeling his marriage is in a snag, Peter take Lois with him on Brian's invitation to Martha's Vineyard. On the trip, a drunken Brian confesses his love for Lois.

Peter and James Woods
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"Back to the Woods"
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James Woods returns to Quahog and seeks vengeance against Peter by stealing his identity after Peter leaves his wallet at a concert.

McStroke Picture
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After saving fast-food owner from a fire, Peter is rewarded with unlimited burgers for life. After eating too many burgers, Peter suffers a stroke.

Meg in Love
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"Peter's Daughter"
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After recovering from a coma, Meg falls for a medical student that was treating her. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie plan to renovate a dilapidated home.

Peter Loves America
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"Padre de Familia"
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In an effort to show how much he loves America, Peter starts an anti-immigration campaign in Quahog, until it's revealed Peter is an illegal immigrant from Mexico.

Lois Kills Stewie Picture
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"Lois Kills Stewie"
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After Lois identifies Stewie as her murderer, he takes the family hostage and blackmails the CIA into making him President of the World. Lois goes to stop Stewie by killing him.

Stewie Kills Lois Picture
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"Stewie Kills Lois"
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Lois leaves the kids behind to go on a cruise with Peter, and a jealous Stewie vows revenge. Stewie ends up sneaking on the cruise and kills Lois.

Joe Can Walk!
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"Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air"
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When Joe feels his handicap is ruining his marriage, he gets a leg transplant and is unable to walk again. Joe decides gets into extreme sports, leaving his old friends behind.

Brian Moves Out
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"Movin' Out (Brian's Song)"
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Peter convinces Brian to move in with his girlfriend, Jillian, and Stewie decides to help tag along to help pay rent. Meanwhile, Chris and Meg get jobs at the convenience store.

Family Guy Star Wars
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"Blue Harvest"
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Peter retells Star Wars: A New Hope starring the Family Guy cast with Lois as Princess Leia, Peter as Han Solo, Chris as Luke Skywalker, Brian as Chewbacca, and Herbert as Obi-Wan.

Family Guy Season 6 Quotes

Stewie: Alright Brian, I'm gonna go up to the upper level and run this wire down through the wall. Grab your walkie, I'll call you when I get up there.
Brian: Okay.
(Stewie walks away, is heard over the walkie-talkie)
Stewie: Brian, pick up. Over.
Brian: What?
Stewie: Brian, please say "over" when you are finished talking. Over.
Brian: (sighs) What? Over.
Stewie: Do you see the wire yet? Over.
Brian: No.
Stewie: Nooooo what? Over.
Brian: No. Over.
Stewie: Okay, I'm gonna start feeding it through. Over.
Brian: Wait, If you haven't started feeding it, why'd ya ask me if I could see it?
Stewie: Didn't copy that. Over.
Brian: I said why did ya ask me if I could see it if you haven't started feeding it. Over.
Stewie: Oh that's better, I can hear you now. Over. Do you see it yet? Over.
Brian: You know, you're a jackass. For the record, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.
Stewie: When this is what Brian? Over.
Brian: I said, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.
Stewie: When this is what? You've got to finish your sentence. Over.
Brian: That's it, my sentence is over.
Stewie: Your sentence is what, Brian? Over.
Brian: My sentence is- wait a minute. I have to say over, even if the sentence ends with the word over?
Stewie: Ends with the word what, Brian? Over.
(the wire descends through the wall)
Brian: Oh, I see the wire.
Stewie: You see the wire what? Over.
Brian: Over! (yanks on the wire, pulling Stewie down with it)

Chris: But I haven't seen Mom since she took me back-to-school shopping.
(cuts to living room. Joe is dressed like Lois with make-up and clothes)
Joe: So sweetie, you ready to go get some new notebooks and protractors and slacks?
Chris: I want blue jeans.
Joe: (yelling) You're getting SLACKS!