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"Peter's Progress"
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Peter learns from Cleveland's Jamaican psychic cousin Madame Claude through a palm reading that he had a fascinating past life as Griffin Peterson a dignified gentleman.

3 Kings
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"Three Kings"
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Peter imagines his friends and family in three of Stephen King's most famous works.

We Love You LC!
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"We Love You Conrad"
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Brian tries to drink away his sorrows when he learns Jillian is getting married and he wakes up in bed next to Lauren Conrad. Brian wants out of the relationship until he realizes LC may be the perfect match for him... if he can get over Jillian.

Juiced Up Stewie
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Stewie starts going to the gym with Peter after he gets beaten up by Joe's baby daughter Susie. He gets pretty ripped, but Peter reveals that he's been giving him steroids.

Family Guy 420
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After Brian is arrested for drug possession he launches a campaign to legalize marijuana. Mayor Adam West passes the law and the whole town goes to pot. Brian then protests to re-ban marijuana and Mayor Adam West passes the law.

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"Not All Dogs Go to Heaven"
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Meg becomes a born-again Christian and tries to convert Brian from atheism. Meanwhile Stewie is furious that he doesn't get to ask the cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation any questions at a convention so he kidnaps the cast and forces them to hang out with him.

FOX-y Lady!
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"FOX-y Lady"
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Lois lands a job at Fox News and has to shoot an investigative exposé on Michael Moore but loses her job when her story implicates Rush Limbaugh instead.

O.J. on Family Guy
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"The Juice Is Loose"
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Peter cashes in an old raffle ticket from 1989 and wins a golf outing with O.J. Simpson, who he befriends Simpson and brings him home to meet the family. Quahog as a whole is not too pleased.

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"Family Gay"
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Peter participates in some medical experiments to pay off his debt made by a mentally disabled horse including one that sees him getting injected with the "gay gene."

3 and a Half
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"Ocean's Three and a Half"
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Bonnie finally gives birth to her baby, a girl named Susie, with whom Stewie falls for and will do anything to win over her heart. Meanwhile Joe borrows $20,000 with a plan to pay off the debt.

Third Grade What?
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"Tales of a Third Grade Nothing"
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Peter does everything so he can to receive a promotion at work but he must first be sent back to repeat the third grade in order to qualify. Meanwhile Frank Sinatra, Jr. returns to Quahog to buy the local nightclub with Brian.

Two Brians
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"The Man with Two Brians"
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When Brian gets injured during a take of Peter's version of Jackass the Griffins realize that Brian may be getting too old so Peter brings home a new dog prompting Brian to leave.

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"Baby Not on Board"
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Peter gets a lasting supply of gasoline for the year so the family decides to use it to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon.

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"Road to Germany"
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Mort Goldman accidentally steps into Stewie's time machine and goes back in time and Brian and Stewie follow to retrieve him in 1939 Poland.

I Dream of Jesus
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"I Dream of Jesus"
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Peter gets a record for his favorite song "Surfin' Bird." Then goes to the record store for another copy and discovers Jesus working as the store clerk.

Blactually Photo
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"Love, Blactually"
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Brian sets his sights on a girl named Carolyn and follows Stewie's advice to take things slow with the relationship only to drive her crazy and straight into Cleveland's arms.

Family Guy Season 7 Quotes

[disappointedly] You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes ya feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah. You're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changin'. I like me. My kids like me. My friends like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.


We will have equal rights for all. Except blacks, Asians, Hispanics, Jews, gays, women, Muslims. Uhmm...Everybody who's not a white man. And I mean white-white, so no Italians, no Polish, just people from Ireland, England, and Scotland. But only certain parts of Scotland and Ireland. Just full blooded whites. No, you know what? Not even whites. Nobody gets any rights. Ahhh...America!