Family Guy Reviews

Family Guy Season Finale Review: Split Personality

Family Guy Season Finale Review: Split Personality

On the season finale of Family Guy, Brian and Stewie get both lucky and unlucky in Vegas thanks to a teleporter mishap; then Peter tries to help his father-in-law get into an exclusive country club he has inexplicably become a member of.
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Family Guy Review: Free Fallin'

Family Guy Review: Free Fallin'

On Family guy this week, when Peter's new friend winds up being a terrorist, it's up to Joe, Quagmire and him to stop a plot to blow up Quahog Bridge.
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Family Guy Quotes

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Wilford Brimley

Brian: You know, Connie, I think I have a theory about why you're such a bitch.
Connie: Excuse me?
Meg: Brian, let's just go.
Brian: No, no, no, no, no. Now hang on... hang on, Meg, hang on. You see, Connie, you're popular because you developed early and started putting out when you were 12. But now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So, you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body's used up by age 19, you're going to be a worn-out, chalky-skinned burlap sack that even your step-dad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ballpark?
(Connie cries and runs)