Family Guy Reviews

Family Guy Review: Blasphemy! Heresy! Sodomy!

Family Guy Review: Blasphemy! Heresy! Sodomy!

This week's Family Guy, "Livin' On A Prayer," revolves around Stewie's new best friend who is diagnosed with cancer. When Lois and Peter take him to the hospital, they find out that the parents don't believe in medical treatment.
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Family Guy Review: Disabled Ladies Night

Family Guy Review: Disabled Ladies Night

On tonight's Family Guy episode, Brian meets a new girl who turns out to be blind and hates dogs. He successfully tricks her into believing that he is human until her parents come to visit.
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Family Guy Review: MQ2

Family Guy Review: MQ2

Meg Griffin turned 18 on this week's Family Guy, giving Quagmire new ideas about uncharted territory. How did Peter and Lois react to "Meg and Quagmire?"
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Family Guy Review: Prison Break

Family Guy Review: Prison Break

Peter and the boys take a page out of The Hangover on this week's Family Guy and embark on a boys' adventure trip. Unfortunately, they end up in the deep south and must break out of prison.
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Family Guy Review: Amish Guy

Family Guy Review: Amish Guy

Family Guy goes "Amish Guy" this week when the car breaks down and the Griffins spend some time in a Amish community. When Meg falls in love with one of the Amish, troubles ensue...
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Family Guy Review: Hotler

Family Guy Review: Hotler

Ryan Reynolds stops by Family Guy this week and tricks Peter into falling in love with him. Meanwhile, Stewie crashes Brian's car after taking it for a joyride and gets picked up by Consuela.
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Family Guy Quotes

Death Star Officer 1: Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they've obtained. This station is now the ultimate power in the universe.
Stewie (Darth Vader): That is fantastic! Terrific work! So no weaknesses at all, huh?
Death Star Officer 1: N- (considers) no.
Stewie (Darth Vader): You, uh, you hesitated there. Is there something I should know?
Death Star Officer 1: No, it's virtually indestructable, like 99.99 percent.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Uh...OK, wouldn't be doin' my job if I didn't ask what's the .01?
Death Star Officer 1: Well, I- I mean, there's this little hole, it was kind of an aesthetic choice by the architect, and if you shoot a laser into this hole, uh, the station blows up.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that sounds like a pretty big design flaw there.
Death Star Officer 1: No, no, no the hole's only two meters across.
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Well, that's no bigger than a womp rat.
Death Star Officer 1: Exactly. And even to get within range of it, you have to skim along this whole trench, it's not a big deal.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Well, I mean, I mean, can't we board it up or, you know, put some plywood over it or something?
Death Star Officer 1: Well, that would look terrible! I mean, we got to think about re-sale.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Re-sale? Wh-what are you talking about? This property is right above Sunset, the value's only gonna go up.
Death Star Officer 1: Lord Vader, your inside references to the Los Angeles real estate market haven't given you the clairvoyance to turn a profit on that condo in Glendale, nor has it-
(Vader begins choking him with the Force)
Stewie (Darth Vader): I find your lack of faith disturbing. That property is in a prime location, twenty minutes to the beach, twenty minutes to downtown!
Death Star Officer 1: (choking) There's nothing to do downtown!
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Enough of this! Vader, release him.
Stewie (Darth Vader): As you wish. (releases the officer, who collapses on the table, gasping for air) All right, so we gonna plug up that hole?
Death Star Officer 2: Yeah, we can get it done tomorrow if price is no object.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Eyuuuuh...
Death Star Officer 2: We'll get estimates.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Yeah, get estimates, yeah ha, yeah, yeah ha ha, yeah.

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)