Firefly Quotes

Wash: I think they captured him, though, you know, captured his essence. Kaylee: Looks sorta angry, don’t he? Wash: That’s kinda what I…

Simon: This must be what going mad feels like.

Simon: You’re like a trained ape! Without the training!

Jayne: Listen, Mal, I was in Canton a few years back. I might have made me a few enemies thereabouts. Simon: Enemies? You? No! How can it…

Kaylee: Bye now! Have good sex!

Simon: I swear…when it’s appropriate Kaylee: Simon, the whole point of swearin’ is that it ain’t appropriate.

Mal: Saffron, you even think about playin’ me again, I will riddle you with holes.

Wash: Captain, don’t you know kissing girls makes you sleepy? Mal: Sometimes I just can’t help myself.

Jayne: See, Vera? You dress yourself up, then you get taken out somewhere fun.

Wash: Okay! Everybody NOT talking about sex, in here. Everyone else, elsewhere!