Monica: I can't believe you. You still haven't told that girl she doesn't have a job yet? Chandler: Well, you still haven't taken down the Christmas lights. Monica: Congratulations, I think you've found the world's thinnest argument. Chandler: I'm just trying to find the right moment, you know? Rachel: Oh, well, that shouldn't be so hard, now that you're dating.
Mr.Heckles: You're doing it again. Monica: We're not doing anything. We're just sitting around talking, quietly. Mr.Heckles: I can hear you through the ceiling. My cats can't sleep. Rachel: You don't even have cats. Mr.Heckles: I could have cats.