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When Chandler buys Janice an expensive gift, Joey tells him about her infidelity; Monica bumps Ben's head into a post; The gang thinks the "ugly naked guy" is dead to created a giant poking device to test.

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Friends Season 3 Episode 8 Quotes

Joey: If the homo sapiens were in fact homo that why they're extinct?
Ross: Joey, homo sapiens are people!
Joey: Hey, I'm not judging!

Joey: You wanna get her something special, get her flowers. Get her candy. Get her gum. Girls love gum.
Chandler: That's a good idea, "Dear Janice, have a Hubba Bubba birthday!" I would like to get her something serious.
Joey: Oh you want to get her something serious? You know what you should do, you should get her one of those um barium enemas. Those are dead serious.
Chandler: All Right. Look, I'm gonna go in here, and you don't buy me anything ever.