Rory: Oh my God, I just got hit by a deer! Lane: You hit a deer? Rory: No, I got hit by a deer! Lane: How do you get hit by a deer? Rory: I was at a stop sign and it hit me. Lane: Was it a 4-way stop? Rory: What does that matter? Lane: I don't know. I don't know what to ask after you've been hit by a deer.
Lorelai: Sweetie you're never gonna find the deer. Rory: Well I'm gonna try. Lorelai: Well I'm in heels! Rory: Well stay in the car. Lorelai: It's dangerous in the car with all the kamikaze deer running around... (getting out of the car) Rory: I have to find it. Lorelai: Alright, wait up! So what does the deer look like? Huh? Does it have any distinguishing marks - besides the word 'Jeep' imprinted on it's forehead?