Paris: (on asking Rory to run for Vice President) Because people think you're nice. You're quiet, you say excuse me, you look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning. People don't fear you. Rory: Hey, I haven't been dressed by a bird since I was two.
(about Max knowing his way around the kitchen) Rory: He has much knowledge. Lorelai: We shall form a cult around him. Rory: Build a statue many stories high. Lorelai: We shall grow our hair long and stop bathing.