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Recap

Abby says ever since she told Harris she was going to see other people, he's been all over her.

Jo is free! Frumpkis dropped all claims to Rize and the divorce is final.

Abby sees Carl the escort at Delia's event. 

Jo's having an absolute freak out about the photos. She's been trying to call Albert, but he was at breakfast.

Abby finds out Harris has been texting her from the correspondents dinner. He told her he needed a date. It's obviously not her. To make matters worse, she starts reading his Twitter feed.

Delia finds out it's Albert's wife who had them followed. She doesn't want to see Gordon and asks to stay with Abby. 

Charlene appears with at Jo's house with Zooey. They're watching matching outfits. 

Sherry wants Delia fired. Then he tells Delia it will blow over. It always does. Because he's had flings. She's a pretty big fish. People in the office. Paralegals. 

Abby gets home to find Peyton having a shower for Becca. It's loud and incredibly annoying. But Abby gives into it and goes to visit Becca.

Phoebe goes to visit JD. He's painting women. She begins questioning him about women. He's never had sex to fruition. 

Abby goes to Rize. Scott tries to talk to her, but she's kind of panicking a little bit. He asks her what's up and offers to be her friend, asking her over for a few beers. She won't fall into his sweet man trap.

Delia arrives at Abby's and tells her Albert is a man whore, a serial cheater. 

Abby realizes she needs to get laid with a real man. She calls Carl.

Zooey wants to be a rich kid.

JD was diagnosed at 11 with social anxiety disorder. Phoebe decides she'll help him how to feel. JD says he's not interested in her that way.

Carl, meanwhile, tells Abby he has a relationship.

Phoebe asks for water and takes off her clothes. She'd really like to pose for JD, she says. Then he says he lied. He only thinks of her and can't think of anything else. Poor JD. Why me? They go for it.

Abby and Carl arrive at their hotel room.

Jo arrives at Scott's place. He lives in a motor home. He's shocked that Jo is standing up for Charlene. He wonders what is really going on with her. She tells him what she told Jake. She begins to cry and he holds her.

Abby is shocked that Carl used her name at WME to get a meeting. So much for her non-monogamy.

Even at home, she's just looking at the photographs of Harris and suddenly breaks down in tears. She didn't need sex at all. It's not who she is. She wants a relationship.

Delia confronts Albert and Sherri. The CW chick was right. She just wanted something. Two houses, court-side seats and something else.

 

 

 

 

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Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce
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9

Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce Season 2 Episode 9 Quotes

Jo: Something terrible is happening.
Phoebe: What?
Jo: I still don't have a drink in my hand.

Look, porn is great for some things, but it's not real. It's super intimidating and half the things they show, women don't like anyway.

Phoebe