Zoe diagnoses the minister with a STD this week, which causes the town rumor mill to buzz. She believes he cheated just like many men do, despite Lavon trying to talk her out of it.

In the end, turns out the basis for the Syphillis was actually a belly button piercing the minister's wife received from a young woman with this disease. In other words: no infidelity, just a wild mix up. All was fixed, Zoe attended the church pancake breakfast and maybe learned a lesson about cynicism along the way.

Elsewhere:

- George suggested that he and Lemon look to buy a house together.

- We learned that Wade's dad is Earl, the town drunk.