House Spoilers

House Promo: "The Fix"

House Promo: "The Fix"

Next week on House, he takes a boxer under his wing to win a bet with Wilson, while the team thinks that their fearless leader has a new drug problem.
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House Promo: "Changes"

House Promo: "Changes"

House returns in two weeks with an episode that finds his job in jeopardy as Cuddy's mom is threatening to sue.
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House Promo: "Last Temptation"

House Promo: "Last Temptation"

Thirteen returned to House last night. But what's next for her? Watch the promo for "Last Temptation" here and see what you think.
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House Quotes

House: Lift up your arms. You have a parasite.
Jill: Like a tapeworm or something?
House: Lie back and lift up your sweater. You can put your arms down.
Jill: Can you do anything about it?
House: Only for about a month or so. After that it becomes illegal to remove, except in a couple of states.
Jill: Illegal?
House: Don't worry. Many women learn to embrace this parasite. They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites...
Jill: Playdates...
House: (showing her sonogram) It has your eyes.

Taub: It's not porn.
House: Bummer.