House Spoilers

House Sneak Peek: Welcome, Candice Bergen!

House Sneak Peek: Welcome, Candice Bergen!

Candice Bergen will guest star on the January 17 episode of House, grilling the show's main character in a scene previewed here. Check out a clip from the show's return installment.
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House Sneak Peeks: Can You Diagnose Jesus?

House Sneak Peeks: Can You Diagnose Jesus?

House asks the team to diagnose Jesus on next week's new episode, while Taub worries that his wife is cheating. Intrigued enough to check out these sneak peeks at "Small Sacrifices" now?
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House Quotes

House: Lift up your arms. You have a parasite.
Jill: Like a tapeworm or something?
House: Lie back and lift up your sweater. You can put your arms down.
Jill: Can you do anything about it?
House: Only for about a month or so. After that it becomes illegal to remove, except in a couple of states.
Jill: Illegal?
House: Don't worry. Many women learn to embrace this parasite. They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites...
Jill: Playdates...
House: (showing her sonogram) It has your eyes.

Taub: It's not porn.
House: Bummer.