Recap

Ted tries to rekindle a past relationship but quickly discovers why it didn't work the first time.

Show:
How I Met Your Mother
Season:
Episode Number:
4
Show Comments

How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

You dumped a porn star? Friendship over. Friendship over!

Barney

Robin: So I'm not gonna jeopardize my promotion by saying "booger" for 50 bucks.
Barney: Of course not, because now you're saying "nipple" and it's 100. Step into my web