Carl's St Paddy's Day Party
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"St. Patrick's Day"
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Molly brags about her previous St. Patrick's Day antics to Mike while Carl and Samuel hope to have some luck with the ladies this holiday on Mike & Molly.

Molly Goes Shopping
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"Molly's New Shoes"
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Molly ends up on a shopping spree after having an argument with Mike at the mall on Mike & Molly.

Mike's Swimmers
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"Mike the Tease"
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Mike visits a fertility clinic when he worries that his swimmers aren't up to the task of starting a family on Mike & Molly.

Mike & Harry Are Tempted
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"The Princess and the Troll"
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On Mike & Molly, the couple encourage Harry to ask Victoria out for Valentine's Day and to everyone's surprise, she accepts.

Carl's Laundry
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"Carl Gets a Roommate"
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On Mike & Molly, Mike plans construction work on the house while Samuel moves in with Carl.

Molly's Birthday
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"Molly's Birthday"
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Things go awry when Mike eats some tainted gelato while planning Molly's birthday party on Mike & Molly.

Molly Makes Breakfast
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"Fish For Breakfast"
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Molly tries to make a healthy breakfast of fish for her and Mike. Carl moves in after his grandma kicks him out on Mike & Molly.

Mike & Molly's Christmas
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"Karaoke Christmas"
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Mike & Molly celebrate the holidays with friends and family.

Mike's Test Stress
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"Mike Takes a Test"
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The stress of readying for the detectives exam takes its toll on Mike & Molly.

Molly Reads The Test
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"Mike Likes Briefs"
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Mike asks Carl and Samuel for advice when Molly fails to get pregnant after weeks of trying on Mike & Molly.

Mike & Molly Quotes

Molly: We've got the house all to ourselves. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Mike: Order pizza and make prank phone calls?
Molly: Yeah, baby!

I always go to Lethal Weapon. I'm Danny Glover and you're Mel Gibson with a thyroid problem.

Carl [to Mike]