Cam is acting vice principal. Principal Brown is his bully. He takes Cam's food. 

Mitch is making cupcakes.

He says sometimes you have to compromise to get what you want.

Jay and Claire are having a online meeting. Jay's upset about having to use technology. Jay is taken aback by technology.

Gloria, Phil and Joe are shopping. Gloria tricked Phil 

Phil: Yeah, I teach a real estate at five. I have to show up early to limber up.

Gloria talks Phil into it.

Whanex seminar is run by Cam. He calls the Dunphy's and Manny on stage as examples. He needs to bring the college rate up above 60 percent.

Claire is the voice of the smart closet. 

Mitch is making 100 cupcakes for his bosses kids party.

Cam: You know what? I have to take this. Luke, Haley, talk a little bit about how you still live at home with your parents.

Mitch got a text that he didn't get the job, so he calls Cam and talks him into sabotaging Brown so he can be principal.

They replace Joe on the photo shoot. 

Phil: Maybe we should kiss?

They replace Phil and Claire and only use Joe.

Mitch's boss had a better case for Mitch. Cam is made VP

Jay is trying to figure out what he loved so much about the good old days.

He's homesick. Claire said they can bail on the high tech thing. Jay thinks he should branch out more. He's going to try.

Gloria and Phil drop Joe off. She takes Phil to an old billboard. She was upset they were taking it down. She wants to feel passionate about something again. 

She's interested in maybe becoming a realtor.

He 3d printed his butt. Jay did.

Gloria is taking Phil's RE class.

Phil is undressing in the closet because he thinks Claire is instructig him. 

Claire: Dad, are you still looking for a place to leave that butt? It's so gross.