Hayley's Unexpected Opportunity - Modern Family
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"The Long Goodbye"
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On Modern Family Season 9 Episode 2, Manny is determined to avoid a long tearful goodbye after Gloria and Jay move him into his college dorm.

The Houseboat - Modern Family
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"Lake Life"
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On Modern Family Season 9 Episode 1, Jay forces the family to take their vacation on a houseboat and the kids’ good time may not be as fun as they expected.

Luke and Manny Graduate
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"The Graduates"
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On Modern Family Season 8 Episode 21, Jay must step in when Manny's father shows him a wild night, and the family prepares for Lucas and Manny to graduate.

The Same Retreat - Modern Family
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"Alone Time"
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On Modern Family Season 8 Episode 20, Mitch and Jay go on separate retreats to the same resort, while Phil and Claire find they aren't happy as empty nesters.

Showing Their Support - Modern Family
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"All Things Being Equal"
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On Modern Family Season 8 Episode 19, the Pritchett's support for gender equality is displayed in vastly different ways while Cam is upset with Pam's choice.

Convincing the Clan - Modern Family
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"Frank's Wedding"
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On Modern Family Season 8 Episode 18, Phil has the Dunphy clan show up in costume for his father's 1920's themed wedding but they find they're the only ones.

Catching a Flight - Modern Family
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"Five Minutes"
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On Modern Family Season 8 Episode 17, Haley and Rainer reevaluating their relationship, Phil and Claire meet Alex's new boyfriend, and Jay and Gloria argue.

A Little Magic - Modern Family
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"Pig Moon Rising"
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On Modern Family Season 8 Episode 16, Mitchell covers it up when he accidentally knocks over the urn with the ashes for Cam's favorite pet pig.

Day and Night - Modern Family
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"Basketball"
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On Modern Family Season 8 Episode 15, Charles Barkley and DeAndre Jordan show up for a charity basketball event, further eroding Phil's confidence.

The Real Estate Deal - Modern Family
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"Heavy Is the Head"
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On Modern Family Season 8 Episode 14, Cam balks at having an MRI after suffering a head injury, because of a traumatic childhood incident involving a well.

Modern Family Quotes

Gloria: I'm taking a shower, would you like to join me?
Jay: Honey, you know there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage, if I ever say no, I want you to use it on me

That's why we chose our secret warrior signal. My first suggestion was to blow a Viking horn. Don't google that, by the way.

Phil