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NCIS Promo: "Recruited"

NCIS Promo: "Recruited"

NCIS returns next week with an all-new episode, "Recruited." Bob Newhart guest stars as Ducky's predecessor at the agency.
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NCIS Review: Good Work, Abbses

NCIS Review: Good Work, Abbses

NCIS' first episode of 2011 was a typically strong one, a classic whodunit on board a dinner cruise. Read on for a review of "Ships in the Night."
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NCIS Review: False Witness, False Tony

NCIS Review: False Witness, False Tony

NCIS returned with an all-new episode last night, called "False Witness." Tony's psyche played a major role, while Annie Wersching guest starred as Arlington D.A. Gail Walsh.
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NCIS Promo: "False Witness"

NCIS Promo: "False Witness"

NCIS returns December 14 with a new episode. "False Witness" revolves around a missing Naval officer who was to testify in a key trial.
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NCIS Quotes

I'm more of a Super-Mario guy, myself.

Captain Wescott

McGee: All right. Well you should probably know that Abby and I used to date?
Bishop: Ew. Like, each other?
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: Wait - isn't that a violation of rule 12, never date a....
McGee: It was a long time ago. After we'd broken up, one night I went to her lab. Found a scribbled piece paper; a list. Potential boyfriends had to fulfill certain conditions by a pre-arranged date or else, goodbye.
Bishop: Such as.
McGee: Things started off relatively normal: opening the door for her, flowers, putting the seat down. Then around number 8, it gets uh...
Bishop: What?
McGee: Does she know you have these?
Bishop: Does she know you have these?
McGee: Yeah she wasn't happy when she found out.
Bishop: These are all very specific.
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: These ideas apply to you?
McGee: No those rules weren't in place when we were together. At least I don't think so.
Bishop: What's with the two month cutoff? Abby's sabotaging herself. I've seen stuff like this before. We have to talk to her.