New Girl Quotes

Winston and Nick: Men of means.

Schmidt: You ain’t ready for the California kid.

Jess: That’s for sucker MCs, and west coast punks.

Cece: Fairfax and La Brea.

Principal Foster: Why is it always Africa? They have a deep catalogue.

Jess: I’m single and sufficient.

Winston: I’m about to take Aly to Mount Smushmore.

Jess: Emotionally they may not be available, but socially they are.

Nick: You’re a real sandwich lady and I wanna scream your name across the ocean.

Jess: Melanie Farts, signed five times.