"Re-launch"

On the season premiere of New Girl, Jess is laid off and becomes a shot girl at Schmidt's re-branding party. Parker Posey guest stars.

  • 4.8 / 5.0
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"See Ya"

When Nick panics about moving in with Caroline, the gang finds themselves stranded in the desert on New Girl.

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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"Backslide"

Nick and Jess face their exes and Schmidt has a medical issue on New Girl.

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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"Tomatoes"

Jess worries she and Russell don't have that spark on New Girl, while CeCe and Schmidt open up to each other, and Nick tests out his green thumb.

  • 3.5 / 5.0
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"Kids"

Jess watches Russell's daughter and the gang has to deal with all sorts of kid crises.

  • 3.7 / 5.0
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"Normal"

Russell is invited to spend the weekend in the loft on this episode of New Girl and things get out of hand.

  • 3.8 / 5.0
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"Secrets"

Schmidt and Cece suck it up on New Girl this week and share their sex secret with the group. Nick, meanwhile, tries dating two women at once.

  • 4.8 / 5.0
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"Fancyman (Pt. 2)"

Nick reunites with a former college pal on this episode of New Girl. He's played by the beloved Martin Starr.

  • 3.9 / 5.0
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"Fancyman (Part 1)"

Dermot Mulroney makes his first appearance on New Girl this week as the wealthy father of one of Jess' students and asks Jess out.

  • 3.3 / 5.0
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"Control"

Jess discovers that Schmidt has control issues this week and tries to cure him. Nick and Winston fight over past debts.

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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New Girl Quotes

Cece: What's your stripper name?
Jess: Uh, Rebecca Johnson.
Cece: Your stripper name is Rebecca Johnson?
Jess: Boobies Johnson. Two Boobs Johnson.

I could pretend to be more like you, Jess, and live on a sparkly rainbow and drive a unicorn around and just sing all the time.

Nick