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New Girl Review: Prank Sinatra

New Girl Review: Prank Sinatra

When younger neighbors move in next door, Schmidt and Jess try to befriend them, but will they be deemed cool enough to hang with a younger crowd? Find out in our review of New Girl!
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New Girl Review: Nick's Sexy Mix

New Girl Review: Nick's Sexy Mix

Schmidt pretends to be Mitt Romney's son to get a girl and Nick and Jess discuss their relationship, but will they be able to stay just friends? Find out in our review of New Girl!
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New Girl Review: Mistaken Identity

New Girl Review: Mistaken Identity

Still unemployed, Jess takes advantage of a case of mistaken identity to hook up with a handsome stranger but when she's caught in her lie can she explain without hurting anyone? Find out in our New Girl review!
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New Girl Review: The All-Time Worst Crier

New Girl Review: The All-Time Worst Crier

Jess and Paul have a one night stand in New Girl this week, which turns out to be more complicated than Jess thought. Nick makes a big life decision, and Winston gets a piercing.
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New Girl Review: Love Apples

New Girl Review: Love Apples

Jess and Russell hit a relationship rough patch, CeCe and Schmidt open up to each other and Nick tries his hand at farming on New Girl this week.
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New Girl Quotes

Cece: What's your stripper name?
Jess: Uh, Rebecca Johnson.
Cece: Your stripper name is Rebecca Johnson?
Jess: Boobies Johnson. Two Boobs Johnson.

I could pretend to be more like you, Jess, and live on a sparkly rainbow and drive a unicorn around and just sing all the time.

Nick