New Girl Reviews

New Girl Review: Save Me

New Girl Review: Save Me

This week on New Girl, Schmidt and Nick tried to celebrate their tenth anniversary as roommates. But did it go the way they planned? Find out in our review!
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New Girl Review: No-Nail Oath

New Girl Review: No-Nail Oath

This week on New Girl, the roommates fight over the perfect parking spot. But is that really all that they're fighting about? Find out in our review!
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New Girl Review: Monsoon Bedding

New Girl Review: Monsoon Bedding

Nick's dad comes to visit and Jess falls victim to his cons. Can Nick fix the damage between him and his father and get Jess her money back?
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New Girl Review: Hashtag VaGenius

New Girl Review: Hashtag VaGenius

When Jess realizes her biological clock is ticking on New Girl, she drags Cece with her to the gynecologist. Meanwhile, Nick attempts to craft his zombie novel.
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New Girl Review: Prank Sinatra

New Girl Review: Prank Sinatra

When younger neighbors move in next door, Schmidt and Jess try to befriend them, but will they be deemed cool enough to hang with a younger crowd? Find out in our review of New Girl!
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New Girl Review: Nick's Sexy Mix

New Girl Review: Nick's Sexy Mix

Schmidt pretends to be Mitt Romney's son to get a girl and Nick and Jess discuss their relationship, but will they be able to stay just friends? Find out in our review of New Girl!
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New Girl Review: Mistaken Identity

New Girl Review: Mistaken Identity

Still unemployed, Jess takes advantage of a case of mistaken identity to hook up with a handsome stranger but when she's caught in her lie can she explain without hurting anyone? Find out in our New Girl review!
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New Girl Review: The All-Time Worst Crier

New Girl Review: The All-Time Worst Crier

Jess and Paul have a one night stand in New Girl this week, which turns out to be more complicated than Jess thought. Nick makes a big life decision, and Winston gets a piercing.
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New Girl Review: Love Apples

New Girl Review: Love Apples

Jess and Russell hit a relationship rough patch, CeCe and Schmidt open up to each other and Nick tries his hand at farming on New Girl this week.
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New Girl Quotes

Cece: What's your stripper name?
Jess: Uh, Rebecca Johnson.
Cece: Your stripper name is Rebecca Johnson?
Jess: Boobies Johnson. Two Boobs Johnson.

I could pretend to be more like you, Jess, and live on a sparkly rainbow and drive a unicorn around and just sing all the time.

Nick