New Girl Reviews

New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 Review: Teachers

New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 Review: Teachers

On New Girl Season 4 Episode 8, Jess and Coach attend a two-day teacher conference and Jess's crush, Ryan, is also in attendance. Meanwhile, Winston, Schmidt and Nick decide to have a guys night in.
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New Girl Season 4 Episode 4 Review: Micro

New Girl Season 4 Episode 4 Review: Micro

On New Girl Season 4 Episode 4, watch as Jess proves that she is not shallow by going out with a man who has a mico-penis. Meanwhile, Schmidt and Coach decide to be models. Read more!
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New Girl Season 4 Episode 3 Review: Julie Berkman's Older Sister

New Girl Season 4 Episode 3 Review: Julie Berkman's Older Sister

On New Girl Season 4 Episode 3, we meet Jess's soon to be step mom. Only problem, she is Jess and Cece's high school nemesis! Meanwhile, Schmidt enlists the help of Nick, Coach and Winston for a focus group on sponges. Will Schmidt win the sponge account or will his friends screw it up?
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New Girl Season 4 Episode 2 Review: Dice

New Girl Season 4 Episode 2 Review: Dice

New Girl season 4 episode 2 has Schmidt teaching Jess how to properly use the dating app Dice. Meanwhile Cece, Coach and Nick partake in some pot brownies before going to a party filled with cops.
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New Girl Review: NonreFUNdable

New Girl Review: NonreFUNdable

On the season finale of New Girl, Jess and Nick forced the gang to join them on a cruise they had booked while they were still together. But did the group sink or swim emotionally?
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New Girl Review: Not Okay

New Girl Review: Not Okay

This week on New Girl, Nick and Jess tried to keep their break-up a secret from their friends. What could possibly go wrong with a plan like that?
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New Girl Quotes

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"

Coach