Only Murders In the Building Quotes

Ben: How do you call the cops? Do you just Google cops?

Donna: And your mommy will protect you for the rest of her life.

Charles: Maybe we’ll open a cold case. Sazz: I got a cold case for ya!

Oliver: Howard, Jonathan has got to go on. Who’s going to replace our leading man on five minutes notice? Howard: I don’t know. But we…

Donna: It’s a thing we do. Mabel: It’s so sweet. I’m gonna leave before it gets any sweeter.

Oliver: [snorts] Loretta: What? Did I do good?

Oliver: C-Can we just take a beat to appreciate how magical this is? The three of us, reunited at last, investigating as one?

Oliver: No, I just need to read two words. Two words I’ll never forget. “Didn’t sing.” This is Maxine’s review of my original show, but…

Ben: Loretta was right. You’re a fucking pig. You’re a fucking pig! You’re a fucking pig. You… are… a fucking… pig! Pig! [panting]…

Charles: Williams questioned everyone who crossed paths with Ben that night, and we can use those interrogations to make a timeline of…