Pitch Quotes

Ginny: I don’t need a speech from you today. I don’t need a speech from you, or my father, or my brother, or my agent. I don’t need some…

Mike: I just want you to be happy Rach. That’s all I ever wanted, and if David makes you happy… Rachel: We broke up. A couple of weeks…

Al: Well, you’re a curmudgeony, moody, cranky son of a bitch. Mike: Thanks. I learned from the best. Al: But you have a marshmallow center.

Al: Besides, the Cubs will never win it.

Eliot: It’s a little weird going on your date with you. Ginny: It’s not a date. A little mild stalking…

Noah: There had to be one voice, my voice. So I did the thing that scared me the most.

Ginny: Even…even if I wanted to go somewhere with you on your plane- Noah: Or boat, I also have a boat, that has to be said. Ginny: I…

Evelyn: I think I’m done. Having kids.

Ginny: Oh thank God, if one more person ignores me, I’m going to lose my damn mind. [Mike ignores her] Really?

Blip: What is wrong with people? Since when did everyone stop caring about how I feel?