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Recap

God is watching his new dinosaur shit. When the dinosaur eats his shit he burps in God's face. Then he kills the dinosaurs.

Jesse's ride is a former porn star. He has hallucinations it's Tulip. They pass a boy on the road and Jesse makes her stop. The boy is upset because his dog was hit and died.

The kid pulls a gun on him and the dog actually gets killed when the gun drops. So, Jesse gives him some cash. The driver pulls away.

Lara tells Starr Jesse's been sighted.

Frankie and Cassidy are talking about the old days.

Tulip arrives at Masada again and breaks in with a rocket launcher. Lara watches.

Cassidy breaks out of his cell.

Jesse hitches a camel ride but the camels and driver kill each other.

Grail guys kill Humperdoo.

Starr is talking to a group of leaders about the apocalypse.

Tulip is working on finding an alternaive to get into Masada. She has the Muslim guy with her.

Jesse gets to an airport.

Cassidy is disguised as a Holy Grail employee. A doctor.

He goes to a room where he has to pass through sunlight and changes his mind and has to go back down.

Tulip is back at the bar with the Muslim guy.

Frankie finds Cassidy in the elevaor. They fight. He passes out.

Jesse is at the airport deciding where to go. 

Jesse is looking for the Last Apostle in Australia. It's a rock that looks like a penis.

He realizes he left his lighter in the porn star's truck. The Muslim guy calls Lara to tell her what's happening with Tulip. Then she goes to the bar but ulip is waiting and takes off.

Tulip creates a dust storm with her car and gets rid of all the cars except Lara's then they play a game of chicken.

Then Tulip gets away. Cassidy is thrown back in his cell.

Jesse gets to the place where the porn star was and gets his lighter. The pilot is his driver. The driver sees something odd and wants Jesse to do something and when Jesse doesn't the pilot gets out and goes to help. It's the vampire's lair.

The doctor is working on Herr Starr's ear. He can hear now. They used Cassidy's penis tips to recreate his ear.

Herr Starr watches Jesse go into the porn star's house.

The masscre in the desert is being cleaned up by emergency crews. Tulip tricks and pretends to be an injured Grail member and gets back into Masada with the Muslim guy's help.

The place Jesse is at is Jesus De Sade. He's back on a plane with his lighter and a new pair of boots. Cassidy is with him.

But it's all a dream.

God has everything on a play board moving things around and watching and drinking his Dr. Pepper.

 

 

 

 

Show:
Preacher
Season:
Episode Number:
2
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