Privileged Quotes

Rose: All this personal growth stuff is stressful.. it’s hard figuring out who you want to be Sage: Frankly I don’t know why we started…

Zach: I don’t know if I’m ever gonna be the type of guy that can go number two in the woods

Sage: I don’t need bullets points to make people agree with me, I have a black AMEX card for that

Rose [taking out knife]: This is a survival kit Megan: Oh i’m gonna hate this story, aren’t it? Rose: You know how I moved in to my own…

Megan: Some might say she’s single handedly revitalizing the economy with her shopping addiction Rami: Some might ask you to take that…

Keith: I did the math and it turns out Smirnoff vanilla vodka is cheaper than artificial insemination

Marco: Waiting for a distraction is not a plan Megan: Well it’s less fattening than your turtle plan

Rose: I think you’re way overreacting Sage: Umm.. you’re obsessing over a fat girl from spacecamp and I’m overreacting? My guy is a…

Charlie [to Megan]: Owe! You’re unusually strong for a little person

Mandy [to Megan]: You play and sweet and adorable but the truth is you’re completely selfish. You’re the worst kind of bad person cause…